Funny Carpet Cleaning Jokes

72 of them in fact.

Funny carpet cleaning jokes. I knock myself out. There is a lot more carpet jokes and rug humor out there on the internet than i would ever have imagined. Sometimes cleaning is serious business. He s called henry he s a spider and he lives in the glove compartment.

A big list of carpet jokes. I met with my date at the bar last night. Even came up with one after watching the guys in a oil change outfit working in a pit under my car. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet.

You never know what you have until you clean your room. Mar 1 2016 sometimes you just have to laugh at the stains. And sometimes it s deliriously funny. Jun 28 2016 explore ruglovers s board funny carpet cleaning on pinterest.

By january nelson updated may 14 2020. And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour every hour now by following us on twitter or liking us on facebook. My room is not dirty. I got a new carpet today.

I just have everything. 50 hilarious clean pg rated jokes that will make you laugh at any age by january nelson updated may 14 2020. There s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. So i became a mom.

I love cleaning up messes i didn t make. Feb 20 2018 explore boomers cleaners s board carpet cleaning jokes on pinterest. See more ideas about funny how to clean carpet funny pictures. Oh i d heard a few carpet jokes myself over the years.

She was a wearing a new dress made of carpet and she asked me if i liked it. If you like these carpet jokes there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here. Work jokes are even handier in the era of zoom where social awkwardness reigns and a corny joke can take the edge off. Last week s grass jokes are here.

Here are a few gems that will either get you in the mood to clean or laugh about not doing it at all. Just got fired from da carpet factory. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. See more ideas about bones funny funny funny pictures.

Having an arsenal of funny but clean work appropriate jokes at your disposal can be handy for lightening the mood and boosting morale when the stress of work and childcare and the pandemic and and sets in. These jokes from ask reddit are perfect for adults kids and everyone in between.